Total Medals Earned: 125 (From 20 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,605 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Achieve Corporal rank
Complete 10 missions
Kill 30 enemies with barrel explosion
Burn 25 enemy troops
Stab 30 enemies
Cover 800 meters in the car in one run
Complete Normal Mode
Achieve Colonel rank
Cover 2500 meters in one run
Unlock all perks
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Survive and save two of your friends.
You are even worse than the undead...
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive without getting any friends.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/460 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 36/49 (310/635 points)
Pull Steve
Pull Bunny Boy
Pull Rookie Ross
Pull Sally
Pull Faldor Orangebeard
Pull Herman
Pull Kelly
Get Marvin
Pull Trader Bob
Pull Ryan
Pull Officer Jim
Pull Sato
Pull Nina
Pull Raavek
Pull Fish
Pull Lemon Boy
Pull Helen
Pull Sir Ribbit
Pull King Harold
Pull Queen Eve
Pull Bigfoot
Pull Yeti
Pull Moai
Pull Tina
Pull Squidly
Pull Mentor Lance
Slay a slime
Slay a pink slime
Slay a dunkie
Slay an iced dunkie
Slay a rat
Slay an albino rat
Slay a red mushroom
Slay a mushroom
Slay a lobster
Pull 30 times in one run
Pull Castle Guard
Pull Sierra Mix
Pull Floridian Man
Pull Pit the Duck
Pull A Very Handsome Fella
Pull Axolotl Wizard
Slay a blue lobster
Pull 100 times total
Get 10 followers at once
Pay your rent 30 times total
Pay a rent of 100,000
Lose 100 gacha friends
Get Evicted 3 times
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/235 points)
Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Find all the lost items.
Complete 10 Objectives.
Uncover all the buried items.
Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (175/175 points)
Unlock your first door or elevator
Slay the Savior
Turn a wall into a door
Kill the Clown
Finish the game
Finish the game with 100% map explored
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 7/13 (35/115 points)
Load the game
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
press play on the main menu
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head